"Blades" is the second category in the shop. It is nearly impossible to get anywhere in the game without buying anything from the blades considering it houses many high tier items that bridge the gap between the next mowers.
(TpG) refers to Trimmings per Grass.
Scaling refers to how much the value is affected by manliness.
ST refers to a designated manliness scaling level that majorly increases the yield when that threshold is reached.
Scissors[]
Scissors are a large silver pair of scissors.
Scissors.
"SNIP SNIP SNIP"
Price: 10,000 Trimmings
TpG: 20
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: None
Secrets: None
Notes:
Scythe[]
Scythe.
The Scythe is a blade with a long reach, making it a good PVP item for nearly all stages of the game.
"Don't fear the reaper, for he mows my lawn"
Price: 50,000 Trimmings
TpG: 100
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: None
Secrets: None
Notes: Long reach
B.Scissors[]
NOT A REFERENCE STOP LOOKING
The B.Scissors do not resemble the scissors from Kill La Kill. Stop saying so.
"NOT A REFERENCE NOT A REFERENCE GO AWAY"
Price: 30 Million Trimmings
TpG: 6000
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: None.
Secrets: IT'S NOT A REFERENCE OH MY GOD
Notes:
Excalibur[]
The Excalibur is a golden sword, and was a decent PVP weapon when there was PVP.
Excalibur.
"A blade of pure divine gold, perfect for mowing lawns."
Price: 300 Million Trimmings
TpG: 1 Million
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: It swings to the ground upon click, barely mowing. It was easier before when PVP was allowed, one would cut the Excalibur user's legs and the second one would mow much faster.
Secrets: None.
Notes: SHINYY
3D Gear[]
The 3D Gear resemble the 3D Maneuver Gear in the anime Attack on Titan.
3D Gear.
"They are the grass and we are the mowers!"
Price: 100 Billion Trimmings
TpG: Around 10 million
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: Speed boost and airhorn sound upon click.
Secrets: None.
Notes:
3D Gear 2[]
Shiny.
The 3D gear2 is basically one of the 3D Maneuver Gear blades attached onto a "chainsaw" handle. This gives it even more range than the normal 3D Gear. It also has a sparkly affect.
"Wasn't expecting THIS, were you?!"
Price: 2 Quintillion Trimmings
TpG: 100 Trillion Trimmings
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: None
Secrets: Unknown
Notes: Sparkles, GL ON THIS TO 3D GEAR 3 BTW!, Try Manliness
3D Gear 3[]
3D Gear 3.
DUAL FLAMING CHAINSAWS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, GIVES IMAGINARY 8 BIT SHADES ON EQUIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AKA Dragon's choice 2nd choice weapon.
"Oh jeez. Things just got serious."
Price: 50 Quintillion Trimmings
TpG: Unknown
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: Speed boost, gives head aesthetic flame.
Secrets: Unknown
Notes: Forces scrubs to get good.
Demon Spear[]
Demon Spear.
The Demon Spear is derived from the Demon Spear in Dark Souls. Lightning not included.
"Constructed from the bleached bones of the MLG god Noscopidae, this spear proves itself more on the battlefield than on the lawn."
Price: 900 Quintillion Trimmings
TpG: Unknown
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: None
Secrets: Copies guest's MLG build and gives you the badge for doing so.
Notes: Extremely long reach.
Sunlight Blade[]
Praise this picture.
The Sunlight Blade is the final item in the blades category, it is a large sword and is rarely seen due to its high cost. Ernie's dream weapon.
"The grand machete of the sun, once held primarily by Solarisavertisala during times of war.'''''"
Price: 2 Nonillion Trimmings
TpG: Unknown
Scaling: Unknown
ST: Unknown
Abilities: Swing
Secrets: Unknown
Notes: Praises the sun on hit, gives sunlight medal on kill. Has the same animation as the Corpsewalker's Halberd.
Mostly useless due to PVP being removed. (Can be used on mowerbots)