FANDOM


"Blades" is the second category in the shop. It is nearly impossible to get anywhere in the game without buying anything from the blades considering it houses many high tier items that bridge the gap between the next mowers.

(TpG) refers to Trimmings per Grass.

Scaling refers to how much the value is affected by manliness.

ST refers to a designated manliness scaling level that majorly increases the yield when that threshold is reached.

Scissors Edit

Scissors are a large silver pair of scissors.
Cee3de683bfcfc459e01ac6c983be27c

Scissors.

"SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP"

Price: 10,000 Trimmings

TpG: 20

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: None

Secrets: None

Notes:

Scythe Edit

5bb6f80cd4b2ffdd9d6e0defa21452e6

Scythe.

The Scythe is a blade with a long reach, making it a good PVP item for nearly all stages of the game.

"Don't fear the reaper, for he mows my lawn"

Price: 50,000 Trimmings

TpG: 100

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: None

Secrets: None

Notes: Long reach

B.ScissorsEdit

51ac038732a620eec96b4a12c056c2a2

NOT A REFERENCE STOP LOOKING

The B.Scissors do not resemble the scissors from Kill La Kill. Stop saying so.

"NOT A REFERENCE NOT A REFERENCE GO AWAY"

Price: 30 Million Trimmings

TpG: 6000

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: None.

Secrets: IT'S NOT A REFERENCE OH MY GOD

Notes:

Excalibur Edit

The Excalibur is a golden sword, and was a decent PVP weapon when there was PVP.

A793e137ca773825099dc7364824eb64

Excalibur.

"A blade of pure divine gold, perfect for mowing lawns."

Price: 300 Million Trimmings

TpG: 1 Million

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: It swings to the ground upon click, barely mowing. It was easier before when PVP was allowed, one would cut the Excalibur user's legs and the second one would mow much faster.

Secrets: None.

Notes: SHINYY

3D GearEdit

The 3D Gear resemble the 3D Maneuver Gear in the anime Attack on Titan.
6b95022422d7e37d0f87f007513df4ee

3D Gear.

"They are the grass and we are the mowers!"

Price: 100 Billion Trimmings

TpG: Around 10 million

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: Speed boost and airhorn sound upon click.

Secrets: None.

Notes:

3D Gear 2Edit

Cc7faedf031573b7853a96fc4dea2b43

Shiny.

The 3D gear2 is basically one of the 3D Maneuver Gear blades attached onto a "chainsaw" handle. This gives it even more range than the normal 3D Gear. It also has a sparkly affect.

"Wasn't expecting THIS, were you?!"

Price: 2 Quintillion Trimmings

TpG: 100 Trillion Trimmings

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: None

Secrets: Unknown

Notes: Sparkles, GL ON THIS TO 3D GEAR 3 BTW!, Try Manliness

3D Gear 3 Edit

72b8d5fe63e9f91ff7fb7293e35e5d08

3D Gear 3.

DUAL FLAMING CHAINSAWS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, GIVES IMAGINARY 8 BIT SHADES ON EQUIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AKA Dragon's choice 2nd choice weapon.

"Oh jeez. Things just got serious."

Price: 50 Quintillion Trimmings

TpG: Unknown

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: Speed boost, gives head aesthetic flame.

Secrets: Unknown

Notes: Forces scrubs to get good.

Demon Spear Edit

A03108c8344ecd26d8e9993fbfe39f39

Demon Spear.

The Demon Spear is derived from the Demon Spear in Dark Souls. Lightning not included.

"Constructed from the bleached bones of the MLG god Noscopidae, this spear proves itself more on the battlefield than on the lawn."

Price: 900 Quintillion Trimmings

TpG: Unknown

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: None

Secrets: Copies guest's MLG build and gives you the badge for doing so.

Notes: Extremely long reach.

Sunlight BladeEdit

6cf50f710bc0661a5710707fbc8388b4

Praise this picture.

The Sunlight Blade is the final item in the blades category, it is a large sword and is rarely seen due to its high cost. Ernie's dream weapon.

"The grand machete of the sun, once held primarily by Solarisavertisala during times of war.'''''"

Price: 2 Nonillion Trimmings

TpG: Unknown

Scaling: Unknown

ST: Unknown

Abilities: Swing

Secrets: Unknown

Notes: Praises the sun on hit, gives sunlight medal on kill. Has the same animation as the Corpsewalker's Halberd.

Mostly useless due to PVP being removed. (Can be used on mowerbots)

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.